This Chapter introduces Liz, takes her through her through her attempt to get help from the admissions office to the afterlife, her picnic with Karl Marx who explains a lot about how the afterlife works, and leaves her as she sets out to get back to the transit station hoping to get her paperwork squared away. liz
This is the full Dinintro section before it was broken up into chapters Dintro
This Chapter introduces Satan, and takes him through his being displaced by a coup and his abrupt departure from Hell. It takes him up to his encounter with Liz in the streets of the Afterlife administration complex. Coup
This section takes Liz and Satan throur their crash landing on All Souls Shoals Attorney
This section takes Liz and Satan through the tunnels, their rescue, and their eventually ejection into a forgotten part of hell. Tunnels
This section takes Liz and Satan to the point where they are about to enter the Rabbit hole and occupy their bunker. Attorney
This as yet undivided section takes Liz, Satan, and Rex up to the eve of Satan and Liz's expedition into Hell to obtain the ring of power Bunker
<node> Flight 2 Ought to be lots of room in here to do a parody on airline flight.
<end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Layers and Legal system 2 Obviously a rich subject
<end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Packs of baying lawyers roaming streets 3 <end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Deal Making 3 <end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Mandatory sentancing 3 <end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Misc 1 <end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Creationism 2 God blames Evolution for the creation of the Reverend Pat Robertson "I did not create that man -- talk to Darwin"
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<end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Computer Icons 2 Cultural Bias police wander about changing icons
<end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Phone messaging 2 Thank you for calling the venemous arthropod emergency hotline
Press 1 to hear this message in some other languge Press 2 to have your long distance service slammed to a different provider Press 3 to hear a lengthy advertisement from our commercial sponsors Press 4 to make a deathbed confession of your sins Press 5 to sell your soul to the devil (You must be 18 years of age or accompanied by an adult to use this option) Press 6 to talk to one of our screeners Press 7 to hear this message again. If you wish to be instantly turned to stone press any other number, hang up, or stay on the line.
<end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Cheech 2 OK, so we have this 16 pound Chihuahua called MP (Miss Piggy). She attaches herself to the team
<end node> 5P9i0s8y19Z dt=Text <node> Plot 1 The devil has been downsized. He fleas Hell using the reverse of the route followed in the Inferno. On Earth, he encounters Jehovah -- also downsized. The two decide to fight back, reentering hell through the sets (fantasy scenes of various sorts) and executing an elaborate pair of palace coups that put God back into Heaven and the Devil back in Hell. Except the devil dicovers that he has no particular desire to run hell, and retires.
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